Dude, how many times a day do you poop?
All the time, because i have the poop curse. The Poop Curse is a deadly disease created by satan himself. It is transmitted by telling me your mother has died.
yes
My god, prom was awful. There was nothing to do except watch all the sluts have sex on the dance floor (which i called the breeding farm). But i won a thousand dollars at after-prom for doing nothing, and that makes me a happy little boy.
